Being a goose in a ducks world

Yeah, so Luke was out doing field research for the UN and Cosgrove was in Taft, that left Augustus and myself with a friday night and lots of fun to be had. We both decided to go to a 60s revival club held at a bar in Long beach, It was free and the music was free too. Augustus had a Tom Collins while I drank 7up, Once the cavalcade of clever trousers and mock turtle necks
started to pour in Augustus and I went for a taco outside where David Paho was selling tacos. After we had our fill of taco and taco sauce we embarked in the insanity of the night. Both of us ended up dancing awkwardly with a bunch of girls and listening to miscued songs and record skipping all night while mohawks BO and soul music filled the air.

Later that night DIck Sanders showed up late wearing his captains hat with his trademark fancy pants with the red stripe down the middle of them and shortly after Fred Mcham showed up the ridiculous rampage of dirty jokes and insults ensued on the crowded dance floor. Fred Mcham began to do the Randal while Dick booyed everyone off the dance floor. Both Augustus and I found refuge on top of a table where we could observe the devistation on the dance floor. The night was a wash as most nights are so we decided to go home and have pie.

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Fanger

We at the IRS have made many amazing nonscientific-al discoveries that have helped the world some how some way. Todays newest discovery that we have discovered is something we call FANGER its basically being full of food and anger simultaneously.
We really think that this recent discovery will lead to answers of some sort in the field of excelence in being excelent.

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